I have seen a lot wacky ass stuff in my day. I once saw a donkey show in Mexico. I once saw a man slice off his own finger. But nothing could prepare me for this. The heavyweights in the denim game over at Levi’s have released a new style of jeans that is iPod compatible. The pants come equipped with a docking station in the pocket that allows the wearer to play, pause, skip forward and back and adjust the volume all with fumbling with the iPod itself. These jeans are currently only available in Europe but will be in the States shortly.

Personally, if there is one thing I want to go with my $500 60 GB iPod it’s a $250 pair of jeans. (Ample amounts of sarcasm.)

Ok, this has nothing to do with what was written above but none of my friends will listen to me bitch and moan so sorry, all of you do. First Nick and Jessica called it quits, I held my breath and told myself it would be ok. Then Dave and Carmen split, I took a few days off from work to collect my thoughts. But now Travis and Shanna are done!?!?! What the hell is a guy supposed to do? The only thing that I have ever asked out of life is that my favorite multi-millionaire celebrities can stay happy. Holy Shit! Crazy epiphany (that means realization for all you simple folk.) All of those couples had hit reality shows on MTV documenting their newlywed experiences. Now that is crazy……. Which brings me to my points. A) Like I have been saying for years, MTV ruins lives. B) STOP WATCHING REALITY SHOWS AND FIND TRUE LOVE ON YOUR OWN, don’t admire some celebrity because it turns out to be a load of crap in the end.

MaimZ