This is just some creepy ass shit. And though I am not one for gossip, bare with me. The one and only Don Vito (aka Vincent Margera) was arrested for two (count ‘em two) counts of sexual assault against minors. The incident allegedly occurred at an autograph signing at Woodward Skatepark in Lakewood, Colorado.

What is it with celebrities (ok, I know it’s a stretch but bare with me) and getting busted for sex crimes in ‘rado? Oddly enough, Vincent Margera will be represented by Pamela Mackey, the same attorney who represented Kobe Bryant during his alleged rape case over a year ago. He has been released on $50,000 bond and is under constant surveillance.

Why did I post this? I have no clue.

Can we laugh at this? I’m not exactly sure….It is a sexual assault case you sick bastard, I bet you laughed when Christopher Reeve fell off the horse you prick bastard (sorry still haven’t gotten my caffeine fix.)

Am I surprised? I hate to answer a question with a question but, has anyone seen Viva La Bam? Of course I am not surprised. It is not like Don Vito has been shown doing acts of love and kindness. He is your average overweight American slob who loves the young punani.

And to think, with the $50,000 he spent on bond he cold have gotten a top of line whore. Those $50G tricks are worth every penny……ever heard of a dirty trombone????? They have.

MaimZ

(Note: the picture above is not the two teens who have accused Don Vito. It is simply two other women who have felt the wrath of this sad sad man.)