I am still trying to recover from the horrendous acts of violence and debauchery I witnessed while viewing Jackass: Number 2. I started speaking again late Sunday night and solid foods have recently made there way back into my diet. So I will now try to share with you my experience with Jackass: Number 2.

First and foremost, this movie is the shiznazz. These crazy sons of bitches were actually able to out do themselves from the first movie. Every single scene from start to finish is hilarious. Granted there is no plot or sense of purpose (which is why the flick earned a low yet still impressive 2 stars from Roger Ebert) but why would there be. The name of the movie is Jackass, would you expect Citizen Kane? The whole purpose of the film is to lack any point and make viewers want to hurl.

The film is drenched with random cameos. The Three 6 Mafia makes an appearance when Juicy J pays Dave England $200 to eat a piece of horse shit. The best cameo is by far everyone’s favorite music video director of the 90s, Spike Jonez. Spike and Johnny Knoxville dress up as senior citizens and put regular people on the street in hilarious situations (I really hate to spoil movies so Ill leave it at that.)

Under the surface of the flick there is a momentous reunion that is rather symbolic. After the first Jackass, Knoxville went to have starring rolls in Hollywood pictures such as The Ringer and The Dukes of Hazard (he was also rumored to have a relationship with Jessica Simpson.) Bam Margera launched his own spin off if you will of jackass called Viva La Bam. The show helped Bam become an idol for every skateboard kid under 16 and a heartthrob for every girl who was ever abused by her father. It was really pleasing to see that EVERY one of the morons in this movie were back. No one got to Hollywood and no one requested a bigger paycheck than the next.

Basically, if you don’t have a weak stomach, you should hall ass to your local movie theatre.

Most fucked up shit I saw: A tie between Chris Pontius drinking horse semen and Steve-O putting a leech on his eye.

MaimZ